Caption Contest Winner

You guys really rocked this time, and it's pretty much impossible for me to pick a winner! Everyone contributed something that SERIOUSLY made me laugh. Usually one or two stand out and it's easy for me to name a winner... I guess y'all like pigs in tutus. P.S. that was my bad drawing. My conclusion is to hold another caption contest for the Grand Uber Caption Champion Skank. Can you guys try not to be SO funny?